One for the record books...

So you've been scratching... but you hate "wash your hair day" (every other day) and you swim a lot right now.  Yup... eczema.

I wish.

Today, I saw bugs.  You my sweet boy has lice.

Yup, wonderful, amazing... awesome (SAID NO ONE EVER) you have lice.

I just died a little bit.  I'm itchy and I feel like our world is infested.

So now I will head to bed like this:

And Aunt Jeanne played the word "Nit" in Words with Friends... maybe his name is Earl?

Well played Aunt Jeanne, well played....

Oh and here's a treat for you...

Grandma wanted me to feel better so she told me a family secret.. apparently I had tape worm or ring worm or some nasty worm that she saw.

Yeah, you're welcome.

Don't you feel better now?

I love you little lice head,

Love, worm butt

#worstdayever